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Sheep are all the same
Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head
Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys
Our capacity to participate in the news also gives us the capacity to swallow mediocrity
You are attractive
You are living in the echoes of cruelty
Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream