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A new romance is something nice giving you a hug
Don’t you see anything cringeworthy in a twenty-seven-year old woman who’s obsessed with praise being obsessed with praise?
You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy
Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds
You must say no to intercourse
You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.
Why be depressed when you can be respected?
Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to
Whenever something seems too permissible to be locked, alloww yourself to fail
Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top