Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

Our brains are like gardens that have weeds,
We can let the weeds take over,
Or we can choose to plant flowers instead.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!

Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

When they hear police station a lot of people think safe space

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Aliens want to make love to your brain