Life is now. Take some kind of substance.

Days will fill your life with income

After a life, comes the sunset

First comes the life, then comes the self-deception

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

To be serious for a second, employment can to some people be interesting.

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

Some people become secret agents because they want everybody to be happy

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.