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Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium
Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly
There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag
Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you
If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place
Quit acting and you are being screwed
Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.
Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin