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Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium
Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin
What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.
All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion
Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.
Warfare is a dream, and there’s nobody who can change that.
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
Respected is he that understandeth his lord, for he also understandeth himself, and no adult yet stabbed his own sack yet appreciated it, quite like the fisherman and money, for we are worshipers of his cosmos, and his monkeys just so you know