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Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium
All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head
Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life
Be calm and remain funny
Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.
There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice
Quit acting and you are being screwed
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
Isn’t it kind of obvious that physical objects can change our perception of crises if we just take one step back and look at everything as a whole?
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl