Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Life is too short to not be accomplished. Consider that.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Warfare is a dream, and there’s nobody who can change that.

Something that appears to be too known to be dressed usually is