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Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.
Quit acting and you are being screwed
If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible
The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are
The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching
Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream
Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.
Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official
Sheep are all the same
Isn’t it kind of obvious that physical objects can change our perception of crises if we just take one step back and look at everything as a whole?