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Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?
Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.
The things you assume, you figure out
First comes the life, then comes the self-deception
Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite
Having daddy issues? Stop it
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds
If you support society, you will also support sodomy.
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