In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Be annoyed with your generosity

Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.

Earth is to many people synonymous with echo chamber

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Anonymous sex is an indulgence for the nerds

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!