In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Don’t mess around with nothingness

Wankers unite! Form an alliance in order to prevent mass hysteria!

You must say no to intercourse

Fail first touch latter

Computers need to get a grip

Rule 12: play with your friends

Someone must get sick. Why not you?