In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Don’t mess around with nothingness

Nocturnal emissions can be a hug with sugar on top

You must say no to intercourse

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun