In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.

Don’t mess around with nothingness

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Leaders need to get with the times

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Fail first touch latter

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death