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Entertain your enemy
Be annoyed with your generosity
Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
Aliens want to make love to your brain
A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital
Rule #7: reveal your tongue
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