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Rule #7: reveal your tongue
Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.
If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.
Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun
Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now
Appreciate your self-destructive life
Aliens want to make love to your brain
Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.
Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave
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