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Someone must masturbate. It may as well be you.
You’re a porno cannibal
By envisioning, we spontaneously combust
Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now
Having daddy issues? Stop it
Just because you’re a villain it doesn’t mean that you’re a government official
You’re pretty much as arousing as a shoe
Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave
Thank you bees, for being so beautiful
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