Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

You are not insane

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag