Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Sheep are all the same

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

Clear the mind and love

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien