Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

You are so emotionally weird

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

Sheep are all the same

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.