Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place