Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Modern technology is a mindfuck

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos