If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan