If everybody stopped saying kill me and started saying touch me the universe would be a much safer place

Intelligence is a malfunction in the collective unconscious

Resist the accusations Not the horror.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

If you are feeling like a prisoner within building, perhaps you are imagining the building

Be calm and remain funny

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin