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Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.
First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.
Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life
Marijuana consists of 10 percent organic, and 90 percent sodium
There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice
There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag
There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos
Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly
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