Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

All you need in order to leave is freedom and a clear head

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do

Computers need to get a grip

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems