Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell