Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Computers need to get a grip

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Government officials and witches! Work together in order to stop the end of the world!