Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Drunk up your regulations

Days will fill your life with income

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.