Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Remember that you are in trouble

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.