Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Be calm and remain funny

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Communism restrains how boys and girls act, and there needs to be a reckoning.

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.