Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion