Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Tell a stranger that they are weird

You are so emotionally weird

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Are inspirations the razors of old ideas?

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien