There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Ignore being ridiculed

Being an adult can be a lot like going full retard