There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Whenever you want to go back to zero, be a decent human being.

Between an open your mind and money is society

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Having a huge penis can to some people feel like being immortal

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self