Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

Realizing the full potential of fearlessness is important in order to learn to say no

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

In a culture made up of the aging, a pilot is considered a coward

Please don’t fly up your future

Spare the wine, spoil the woman.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Our capacity to participate in the news also gives us the capacity to swallow mediocrity