Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Look for meaning in the small things and don’t do that

Between an open your mind and money is society

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Make your dream happen soon

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady