Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Physical well-being and honesty are two sides of the same coin