Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Search inward. Aim for the stars. Stay paranoid.

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality