Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Being alive is all about being phenomenally shinny and sparkly

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Socialism supervises the very nature of how humans feel, and that’s wrong.

Please don’t fly up your future