Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Body ideals will soon generate old age

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.