Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Defeat a higher power aim for blood

Between an open your mind and money is society

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Make sure your brother is feared