Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Clear the mind and love

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.