Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Whenever you smile to the mirror, the mirror smiles back at you

Failing at humanizing is very likely the result of horniness

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Cruelty is the most essential part of existence

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song