Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Make sure your brother is feared

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

Please don’t do it with your lover

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.