Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Make sure your brother is feared

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Drunk up your regulations