Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Just because it’s wise to be ugly doesn’t mean it’s ugly to be wise

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

An animal isn’t necessarily just an animal. A resurrection isn’t necessarily just a resurrection.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Make sure your brother is feared

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Appreciate your self-destructive life