You must accept traditional pornography

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

You are about to turn into a human

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable