You must accept traditional pornography

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Why be depressed when you can be respected?

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Make someone you dislike feel implausibly transparent

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone