You must accept traditional pornography

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You must say no to intercourse

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are about to turn into a human

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Why be a target of ridicule when you can be, tumultuously comfortable in social settings

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.