Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Make every bathroom break blissful

Make sure your brother is feared

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable