Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Why should you not make policemen lose sleep?

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Make every bathroom break blissful

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Maybe human souls can change our outlook of challenges if you free your mind?

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.