Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Befriend colleagues that make you rich

Please don’t do it with your lover

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Let’s make stock photos normal

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Make sure your brother is feared

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.