Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

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Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Human existence is all about trying to make karma increase