Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Faith is to try your best to attempt to grow

Rule 12: play with your friends

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Together we can make the mainstream media implode

Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure

Make every bathroom break blissful

Please don’t fly up your future

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now