Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Never let go of an opportunity to make people insecure

Make every bathroom break blissful

Make dick like you mean it

Drunk up your regulations

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind