Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Make sure your brother is feared

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl