Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Please don’t fly up your future

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Days will fill your life with income

Make sure your brother is feared

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun