Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Aliens want to make love to your brain

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Surrender, trust your instincts, and you’ll arouse.

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Rule 12: play with your friends

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady