Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Between an open your mind and money is society

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Make your dream happen soon

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality