Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Rule 12: play with your friends

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned