Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Please don’t do it with your lover

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun