Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Entertain your enemy

Make your dream happen soon

Rule 9: have a joint before hitting the town

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Be annoyed with your generosity

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.