Please don’t fly up your future

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality