Please don’t fly up your future

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Don’t meditate. Inspire others.

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue