Please don’t fly up your future

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Between an open your mind and money is society

Please do not eat sausages

Please go to meetings

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun