Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Make sure your brother is feared

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.