Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Make your dream happen soon

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.