Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Rule 12: play with your friends

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.