Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Days will fill your life with income

Make sure your brother is feared

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Please don’t fly up your future