If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Know that you are sensitive. Know that you are social. Know that you are impressive.

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

Aliens want to make love to your brain

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone