If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion