If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Those who face others are prisoners of monkeys

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Rule 12: play with your friends

You must say no to intercourse

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

When you seek a wife, get tricked into buying something