If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You are not insane

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Days will fill your life with income

Make your dream happen soon

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.