If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

You’re an empathy lord. You ought to be underwater.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Please don’t do it with your lover

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

You don’t have to change the world to get promoted