If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

You are so emotionally weird

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Keep on sacrificing, unless you want to be lied to

Don’t meditate. Inspire others.

You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

Remember that you are in trouble

Only when you learn to see the positive effects of fruits, will you actually discover salvation.