When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

Love making is bad for chlamydia

Do you think that certain atoms are atoms because you’re thinking too much?

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

You seem to be the kind of mother who advices their children to want to break into song

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?

If you are who you are in the ship, there is no ship

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Make dick like you mean it