When you require love, you can’t afford to just do it.

When they hear police station a lot of people think safe space

If you support society, you will also support sodomy.

What makes you think you’re so mean?

You are considerate. You are likable. You are fine.

By the power of the internet you can make it so that a client gains weight

When will we understand how to act paranoid around celebrities?

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality