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Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl
Love making is bad for chlamydia
Post-modernism: the dumbest thing you’ve ever signed up for
When you want the moon, wish for it.
Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts
A wish is usually a bang for the buck, but so is a divine revelation.
Adultery is a problem for boys
Criticism is a hobby for those who know how to appreciate it
Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.
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