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First comes the life, then comes the self-deception
In order to get a girlfriend, one must first be obsessed with sex.
First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.
First comes a visit to the restroom, then comes the sexual revolution.
Fail first touch latter
You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat
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