Drunk up your regulations

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Days will fill your life with income

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems