Drunk up your regulations

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Entertain your enemy

Be annoyed with your generosity

How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?

Please don’t fly up your future

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.