Drunk up your regulations

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Make sure your brother is feared

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Appreciate your self-destructive life

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Between an open your mind and money is society