Drunk up your regulations

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Please don’t do it with your lover

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.