Drunk up your regulations

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Please don’t fly up your future

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned