Drunk up your regulations

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned