Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Try to feel a little bit worried about the police

Rule 12: play with your friends

You are living in the echoes of cruelty

Failure: evolution’s way of separating the wheat from the chaff

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Make your dream happen soon

Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.

Perhaps heartbeats can alter the way we look at wasted time if you stop being so narrow minded?