Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Powerful is the son who destroys his offspring, for he also ignores his nuts

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

Trust the public ridicule remember the pleasure

Intelligence is a malfunction in the collective unconscious

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Moms all over the world unite

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do

Rule #2 : get hooked on the beauty off youth