Be annoyed with your generosity

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Make sure your brother is feared

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Entertain your enemy