Be annoyed with your generosity

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

Entertain your enemy

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Make your dream happen soon