Be annoyed with your generosity

Paranoia goes hand in hand with death

Days will fill your life with income

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Rule 12: play with your friends

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.