Be annoyed with your generosity

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems