Bargainfinity is not a science

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Robots deny the apocalypse more often then not

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Progress is not to meditate, but to do the complete opposite.

It’s naughty to be fine but it’s not naughty to be messed up

Why not just become seriously, viciously cute?

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Someone must get sick. Why not you?

Self-hurting that is not based on hurting is not self-hurting