Rule 12: play with your friends

Stop saying l like you and start saying peace be with you

Earth is to many people synonymous with echo chamber

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Make sure your brother is feared

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl