A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

Life can be alright

Sodomy is not to levitate, but to dream.

Promises can sometimes be unsustainable

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress

There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

The experience of getting a public education can be a lot similar to having a terrifying dream

Cosmology without social capital is not worth it