Please don’t do it with your lover

Please do not eat sausages

Make your dream happen soon

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital

Are fears simply the mistakes of your deepest fears?