Please don’t fly up your future

Appreciate your self-destructive life

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Don’t stop social intoxication

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Your dad is a dentist. Seriously.

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady