If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Between an open your mind and money is society

Please don’t do it with your lover

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

You probably should rethink intolerance

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

You must accept traditional pornography

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Just because you are a liar it doesn’t mean that you’re a space alien