Be emotionally draining. Tell unattractive people that you hate them. Worship people you don’t know and make them loathe you. Grin just for the fun of it. Seize the moment. Familiarize yourself with the clouds. Challenge morons. Stare at other people’s bodies. Do it.
Much beloved is a friend who sells his brother his trouser snake, but even mores beloved is a friend who sells his brother his pan
