Make sure your brother is feared

Threats make certain people dismiss what others find undismissable

Rule 12: play with your friends

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Make every bathroom break blissful

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Make your dream happen soon

Non-fungible tokens are there to rob you of your vertigo

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Don’t make too many promises. Live.