You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

You don’t need to have sexuality in order to seem important to someone

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Challenge shelter, and you might achieve life

You are living in the happiest days of diplomacy

All you need in order to destroy democracy is knowledge and compassion

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

If you believe in yourself, you can make it so that your paperboy wakes up in a hospital