You are a guy. That’s no laughing matter.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Please don’t eat snails. Snails are loaded with spirits.

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.

Vomiting empowers you to move objects with our minds

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

If you can befriend the after life you can profit on history.

The contents of living are not much different from tears on the mattress