There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

Be calm and remain funny

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Consciousness can be like an emotional ride

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens