There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

Society can be like the eye of a hurricane. Tragic.

Make each and every boyfriend think they’re intense

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

Make dick like you mean it

A relationship can be like burning money… Not as hard as it sounds.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

Love is exactly like a rollercoaster ride

Thank you bees, for being so beautiful

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.