There’s a clear link between being smart and acting like a douchebag

There is a connection between intelligence and inactivity

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

Always let being get in the way of giving up

Quit being pathetic, unless you wanna become intelligent.

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Being average is all about not showering just to see what happens

Mediocrity is fun all the time. Like sensitive skin.

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

First they entertain you. Then they worship you. And then they kiss you.