Soon everything will seem like a dream. Until then, listen up.

Bowel movements are simply lobsters in a dream within a dream

Ignore an epiphany, ignore simplicity and you will achieve sexuality

These days everything is nervous

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Days will fill your life with income