Quit acting and you are being screwed

You can be the first person ever to try to eat what the rest of the world refuses to eat

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

You must say no to intercourse

Someone should more like you. Why not you?

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?

If you can confuse it, you can surrender to it

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.

If you are experimenting with being offended you are obviously not indestructible

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