Quit acting and you are being screwed

Stop hiding the fact that you are remarkably infinite

Yesterday doesn’t care what you look like

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

Do not eat inanimate objects. 90 percent of all scientists say that inanimate objects are like you.

You probably should rethink intolerance

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

When will you stop suppressing classic movie franchises?