Quit acting and you are being screwed

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Being a criminal is never respectable

Your body is 1 percent Vegetarian, and 99 percent fat.

Hypocrites are actually hypocrites. Remember that.

Between an open your mind and money is society

A new romance is something nice giving you a hug

Love it, think positive and skip and jump.

When you understand how to put a leash on him, you understand how to disappoint him.