Quit acting and you are being screwed

Confessing sins gives you the power to improve

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Make dick like you mean it

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Sheep are all the same

You are attractive

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Realizing that you are business-minded makes you likeable