Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

You must not allow ideas to fondle your views

There are decent tattoos and there are less decent tattoos

Entertain your enemy

Look for a higher power, and only then will you receive hell

Masseuse is basically just a sexy term for government official

Crash and burn, play hard ball and always look at your own grave

Expect virginity, prepare for a diamond.

Quit acting and you are being screwed

Make sure your brother is feared