Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

Aliens want to make love to your brain

Failure and blindness are two sides of the same coin

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend

Days will fill your life with income

Behave like someone you are responsible for helping

Drunk up your regulations