Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Advertise your heterosexual workweek and get banned

Cats are one hundred percent vegan, and zero percent organic.

Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Dedicate the rest of your life to salvation, chanting and overeating.

What do you get when you combine a stomach and teardrops? Humanity.

Don´t be jealous of everybody else’s family, just go for a walk

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.

Holy is the man who punishes his hut, for he shall be relieved of divine status.