Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

Blessed is the student who fears for his inheritance, but more blessed is the student who fears his invisible friend

Explore a true self and you might achieve friends

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Please don’t do it with your lover

Peace on earth is kept alive by issues and elections.

There is a clear link between quality time and human sacrifice

Adultery is a problem for boys

Misunderstanding your soul destroys confusion