Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Please don’t do it with your lover

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

You can not and must not allow cigarettes to change your sense of self

You don’t have to fight depression to be happy

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.