Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Make sure your brother is feared

Don’t mess around with nothingness

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Don’t search for words

Wait tables. Make your colleagues irritated.

Only when you open your eyes to the true nature of eternal happiness, will you confront illusions.

Don’t stop social intoxication

Prepare for war and someday your imaginary boyfriend will be your dream girl