Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Don’t stop social intoxication

Attracted to your best friend? Grow up.

You cannot allow business meetings to rob you of your originality

Don’t make too many promises. Live.

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Please do not eat vegetables. It´s cruel.

Always let your heart get in the way of your mind

Rule #7: reveal your tongue

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.