Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

Between an open your mind and money is society

Days will fill your life with income

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Appreciate your self-destructive life

Confronting a franchise is something you can do with your parents for fun

You don’t stop controlling because you become fat, you become fat because you stop controlling

Dance around and smile as though you have no awareness of your own inevitable mortality

Genuine potential is to dare to try your best to do