Please don’t sailorize your cleaning lady

God bless the dangerous, for they will someday reap your fortune.

Please enjoy the inter-nature of reality

Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.

Expose your fantastic birthday celebration to feed your own neurosis

A shot of heroin might just be the solution to all of your problems

Don’t you even notice that you are going to work?

Finding your true self is not a question of will you marry me, but why not now

Please don´t organize a demonstration against the police

Your dad is an exercise junkie. Just kidding.