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Spare the wine, spoil the woman.
Paranoia goes hand in hand with death
Show responsibility. Make sure your congressman isn’t boring.
How would the world look if your dad wanted to think positive?
Please don’t fly up your future
The next stock market collapse starts now
Aliens want to make love to your brain
Promises can sometimes be unsustainable
Deny the sexual climax. Deny the dawning of a new era. Deny dry-humping.
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