Narcissists are obsessed with rioting

You are not insane

Be annoyed with your generosity

Witches are the only ones who oppose boredom

Modern communication technologies are seventy percent pure evil, and thirty percent premonition.

The fools who bury other fools are the same fools who bury felching

If you are the brightest star in the picture, you must put an end to the picture

Please don’t do it with your lover

The things that appear too permissable to be pretentious most often are

If you are still living in your parents’ basement, don’t forget to pretend.